ext_10791 ([identity profile] spitefairy.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] orangerful 2005-11-21 09:19 pm (UTC)

Ninjas will beat pirates because you can't sneak up on someone with a peg leg and a parrot.

The other day I was in the kitchen and farted unexpectedly and jumped because I scared myself.

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