EXACTLY! Sometimes I want filet mignon, sometimes I want Chipotle, and other times I can only fit in a few Chicken McNuggets. This guy shouldn't say that I'm a bad person because he caught me eating McNuggets today! THEY TASTED GOOD!!! I appreciated them for what they were - salty, totally unhealthy, but filling for the time being.

OMG I'VE LOST CONTROL OF THIS METAPHOR!!!!!!

Also, that line about Stephen King in the article was just cruel - he's held in pretty high esteem now and I'm sure in 30-40 years he will be included in English classes! And for GOD SAKES AT LEAST THEY ARE READING!