midget w/ no legs on a squeaky cart hides in people's BUTTS!!!!!!!!
Oh my god, THAT EPISODE. I saw that episode when I was a kid and it was the scariest thing I had ever seen. And I've tried telling people who know the X-Files better than I do about it, and nobody knew what I was talking about. Finally I have proof that this was a real episode! I was not just making it up!

Maybe there's a reason they all seemed to have forgotten about it...