gooooooOOOOO Gerbitz!
Aug. 24th, 2007 11:10 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
orangerfulSo...that bit me in the ass. I was playing Sims 2, right. And I had Blair, my "wealth aspiration" Sim, fresh out of college, starting his new life. He had a steady girlfriend, Trista, in college, they are madly in love. She's got red hair, and he thinks that is so hot. But then, he asked her how much money she had, and only one dollar sign came up. Oh, he thought, maybe one simoleon sign is a lot. But then Lila called, and he invited her over, because he wanted to make a new friend. So they get to chatting, and guess what? Lila is LOADED! We're talking 3 Simoleon signs! So, Blair decides he's gonna marry this chick and get his greedy little hands on that cash.
He asks her what turns her on - she says blonde hair. So he dyes his black 'fro blonde for her. She pretends to play hard-to-get. "Can I bring a friend over?" "Yes!" says Blair, trying to accomodate her. But it turns out her friend is a vampire, and it's 12 in the afternoon, so he runs fleeing from Blair's house, leaving the two alone.
They smooch and kiss and make out and he proposes. But it's too early and Lila says HELL NO! So they smooch some more and the next day he pops the question when they have 100/100 rating for their relationship and in the heat of the moment, she says yes! Blair is so excited. He can't wait for his aspiration meter to go through the roof! And to top it off, not only does he have the "marry a rich sim" want, he now has a "Marry Lila" want! BONUS! So I get the wedding party all set up, invite her over and....nothing. I can't marry her.
W....T...F?
Suddenly, a thought occurs to me. Where did Lila and Blair first meet? OMFG - they met ON CAMPUS! I log into the University and check the dorms. Sure enough, there is Lila. She's a total romance aspiration SLUT. And, to top it off, she's only a Sophomore! Oh Blair, you naughty boy! She's just a kid! You can't marry her!
So...I'm going to play as Lila tomorrow, get her all graduated and then have Blair marry her quick! I pondered having her drop out of college, but that would just be wrong. She's worked so hard to be a slacker. I might try to reprogram her. But poor Trista will have to be the woman on the side.
God this game is messed up!
He asks her what turns her on - she says blonde hair. So he dyes his black 'fro blonde for her. She pretends to play hard-to-get. "Can I bring a friend over?" "Yes!" says Blair, trying to accomodate her. But it turns out her friend is a vampire, and it's 12 in the afternoon, so he runs fleeing from Blair's house, leaving the two alone.
They smooch and kiss and make out and he proposes. But it's too early and Lila says HELL NO! So they smooch some more and the next day he pops the question when they have 100/100 rating for their relationship and in the heat of the moment, she says yes! Blair is so excited. He can't wait for his aspiration meter to go through the roof! And to top it off, not only does he have the "marry a rich sim" want, he now has a "Marry Lila" want! BONUS! So I get the wedding party all set up, invite her over and....nothing. I can't marry her.
W....T...F?
Suddenly, a thought occurs to me. Where did Lila and Blair first meet? OMFG - they met ON CAMPUS! I log into the University and check the dorms. Sure enough, there is Lila. She's a total romance aspiration SLUT. And, to top it off, she's only a Sophomore! Oh Blair, you naughty boy! She's just a kid! You can't marry her!
So...I'm going to play as Lila tomorrow, get her all graduated and then have Blair marry her quick! I pondered having her drop out of college, but that would just be wrong. She's worked so hard to be a slacker. I might try to reprogram her. But poor Trista will have to be the woman on the side.
God this game is messed up!
