lesson learned the hard way (aka my learning style)

Just FYI - if you try to microwave your coffee in the cup that it came in
from the coffee shop for over a minute...it sort of explodes in the
microwave making a total mess.

Good thing I wasn't on the desk right at 9am or it would have been a real
disaster.

Also, someone brought in a box of Kellogg's "Fruity Snacks", which for some
strange reason I thought might taste like the fruit pictured on the cover
but, alas, they just taste like the same rubbery "fruit" snack that I had
in my lunch back in elementary school.