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Penny Arcade today made me LOL
Mar. 25th, 2020 11:55 am
Hope everyone is doing okay. <3
Hope everyone is doing okay. <3
this actually happened
Mar. 17th, 2020 12:01 pmMe, making tea in the kitchen after dinner.
Me: "Alexa, set a timer for 5 minutes."
Tim comes upstairs with his dinner plate after reading on his phone.
Alexa: "Five minutes, starting now"
Tim: "I was just reading an article saying it was unethical to have sex right now with the coronavirus"
Me: "Is it okay to masturbate?"
Alexa: "Hm, I don't know that one."
Me: *dies laughing*
For clarity, I did turn on the "follow up" mode for Alexa where she listens for a few more seconds after talking in case you had additional things to say. So she wasn't eavesdropping so much as just doing her job.
Still, I cried real tears of laughter.
Me: "Alexa, set a timer for 5 minutes."
Tim comes upstairs with his dinner plate after reading on his phone.
Alexa: "Five minutes, starting now"
Tim: "I was just reading an article saying it was unethical to have sex right now with the coronavirus"
Me: "Is it okay to masturbate?"
Alexa: "Hm, I don't know that one."
Me: *dies laughing*
For clarity, I did turn on the "follow up" mode for Alexa where she listens for a few more seconds after talking in case you had additional things to say. So she wasn't eavesdropping so much as just doing her job.
Still, I cried real tears of laughter.
PAX East 2020 update soon
Mar. 4th, 2020 12:13 pmFlickr is being weird about uploading my photos (I didn't bother to edit before I hit upload so it is taking a LONG time and I keep seeing things I probably should have deleted but oh well).
So, in the mean time, here is the ONE panel I went to with my beloved Dicebreaker crew talking about ridiculous D&D characters.
I don't actually play D&D - all of my experience has been through watching YouTube playthroughs of OutsideXbox and Dicebreaker. BUT my friend has never played or seen it at all and he was cracking up, so really this is just about silly character designs. And it is also educational! Look, just sit back and watch these lovely people be silly for 45 minutes. You might even hear my laughing (oh god, I hope not...I was right next to the camera though...it's weird because the video is from the exact angle I was sitting so it is almost like a video of my memories)
So, in the mean time, here is the ONE panel I went to with my beloved Dicebreaker crew talking about ridiculous D&D characters.
I don't actually play D&D - all of my experience has been through watching YouTube playthroughs of OutsideXbox and Dicebreaker. BUT my friend has never played or seen it at all and he was cracking up, so really this is just about silly character designs. And it is also educational! Look, just sit back and watch these lovely people be silly for 45 minutes. You might even hear my laughing (oh god, I hope not...I was right next to the camera though...it's weird because the video is from the exact angle I was sitting so it is almost like a video of my memories)
PSA: SparkNotes wins at Twitter/Instagram
Aug. 27th, 2019 10:51 pmI stumbled upon the Official SparkNotes twitter while in Wisconsin and it had me giggling for quite a long time. If you need some literary humor in your life, you should definitely give them a follow.
Twitter SparkNotes
Instagram Sparknotes_
I kinda want to print a bunch of them out and stick them all over the library.
Twitter SparkNotes
Instagram Sparknotes_
I kinda want to print a bunch of them out and stick them all over the library.
It's late and I should get to bed, but I had to share this gem I was just introduced to. Enjoy!
Yes, it is the kid from Stranger Things.
And now I have Ninja Sex Party in my Spotify playlist for tomorrow. I'm sure the algorithm will be VERY confused - from the very sensitive folk rock of Seafret to the very immature pop rock of NSP. I HAVE LAYERS SPOTIFY! DEAL WITH IT!
GOODNIGHT!
Yes, it is the kid from Stranger Things.
And now I have Ninja Sex Party in my Spotify playlist for tomorrow. I'm sure the algorithm will be VERY confused - from the very sensitive folk rock of Seafret to the very immature pop rock of NSP. I HAVE LAYERS SPOTIFY! DEAL WITH IT!
GOODNIGHT!
I love my husband. He's a pretty chill guy, a nice foil to my over-excited self. He's good at staying level headed in most situations. He's a librarian too, so pretty quiet overall with an introvert streak.
But oh my god, when he plays the Madden football video game, you would not believe the strings of profanity he screams at his team when they make a mistake LOL
And he is so sudden with his screams, he makes me jump! I mean, I was DOWNSTAIRS and I heard him yell out. Cat jumped up off the couch in terror.
Only problem is, he does seem to be a bit cranky after a rough game. Takes him awhile to even back out, he kinda pouts for a bit.
But oh my god, when he plays the Madden football video game, you would not believe the strings of profanity he screams at his team when they make a mistake LOL
And he is so sudden with his screams, he makes me jump! I mean, I was DOWNSTAIRS and I heard him yell out. Cat jumped up off the couch in terror.
Only problem is, he does seem to be a bit cranky after a rough game. Takes him awhile to even back out, he kinda pouts for a bit.
posting this at 11:30pm my time
Aug. 4th, 2018 11:29 pmJust so you understand where my brain is after a full day of work and then a complicated board game, I can't stop reading Swan Boy.
I can't decide if it is hilarious or awful or both but I keep laughing so clearly it is time for bed.
TTFN
I can't decide if it is hilarious or awful or both but I keep laughing so clearly it is time for bed.
TTFN
And it is glorious. I am now following this Twitter account so I will be both amused AND safe!
http://digg.com/2018/cpsc-dank-safety-memes
http://digg.com/2018/cpsc-dank-safety-memes
My morning LOL
Jun. 23rd, 2018 09:40 amI watched this without sound, which I think might have made it even funnier? But anyone, yeah I just lost it at my desk. That cow was just not having ANY of it.
Kid Wanders Into Background of Live News Feed, Gets Stuck Between Cows
Kid Wanders Into Background of Live News Feed, Gets Stuck Between Cows
Riverdale fans, especially dirty old ladies like me - check out this KJ Apa BODY PILLOW!
Yeah, I felt dirty just posting that sentence.
Not shown: the Jughead fleece on the next shelf over.
Oh Hot Topic - remember when you were that creepy weird Goth store that no one wanted to go into unless they were really Goth or really into music?
Yeah, I felt dirty just posting that sentence.
Not shown: the Jughead fleece on the next shelf over.
Oh Hot Topic - remember when you were that creepy weird Goth store that no one wanted to go into unless they were really Goth or really into music?
this makes me smile
Mar. 3rd, 2018 11:09 pmThese two clips are so freakin' adorable I can't even.
The first is a clip of Jimmy Fallon and Lin-Manuel Miranda listening to Weird Al's new Hamilton polka and reacting. Lin's face KILLS ME. He is FANBOYING SO HARD!!!!!!! I mean, can you blame him? Your musical hero singing YOUR MUSIC but in HIS STYLE?
And then to top it off, Weird Al came on the show and they lip synced together and, as Weird Al put it in his Instagram post, "Pure nerd joy". These guys are all having such a great time.
17 more days until we see the Weird Al tour!!!!!!!!!!!!
The first is a clip of Jimmy Fallon and Lin-Manuel Miranda listening to Weird Al's new Hamilton polka and reacting. Lin's face KILLS ME. He is FANBOYING SO HARD!!!!!!! I mean, can you blame him? Your musical hero singing YOUR MUSIC but in HIS STYLE?
And then to top it off, Weird Al came on the show and they lip synced together and, as Weird Al put it in his Instagram post, "Pure nerd joy". These guys are all having such a great time.
17 more days until we see the Weird Al tour!!!!!!!!!!!!
PSA: FREE Rifftrax!
Oct. 2nd, 2017 05:40 pmI LOVE Rifftrax - I mean, I was a fan of MST3K back in the day, so it only makes sense that my love transferred over when these guys started to make fun of modern movies and more.
Today, they are giving away 4 free Riffs if you download their new and improved app. The Riffs are "just the jokes" but with the new app, you can turn on the movie and your device will hear the audio and sync up automatically! Can't wait to test this out!
The free Riffs are for Iron Man, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Twilight: New Moon and Star Trek V. Once you've downloaded the app, just search for each title and hit "download" to make it yours. They say "free" in the corner.
I can tell you from experience these are perfect for gatherings with friends (especially if adult beverages are involved) or when you're home sick and need to laugh between the coughing.
Grab the app and the movies Riffs before they change their mind!
Today, they are giving away 4 free Riffs if you download their new and improved app. The Riffs are "just the jokes" but with the new app, you can turn on the movie and your device will hear the audio and sync up automatically! Can't wait to test this out!
The free Riffs are for Iron Man, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Twilight: New Moon and Star Trek V. Once you've downloaded the app, just search for each title and hit "download" to make it yours. They say "free" in the corner.
I can tell you from experience these are perfect for gatherings with friends (especially if adult beverages are involved) or when you're home sick and need to laugh between the coughing.
Grab the app and the movies Riffs before they change their mind!
South Park does what it does best
Sep. 11th, 2017 10:10 pmIf you have not seen this bit of information about the latest South Park video game, you need to because LOL
South Park: The Fractured but Whole's difficulty slider changes the colour of your skin
"Don't worry, this doesn't affect combat. Just every other aspect of your whole life."
Kinda makes me want to watch South Park in its entirety (I've only seen a handful of episodes, mostly ones that friends said "OH you have to watch this one!)
South Park: The Fractured but Whole's difficulty slider changes the colour of your skin
"Don't worry, this doesn't affect combat. Just every other aspect of your whole life."
Kinda makes me want to watch South Park in its entirety (I've only seen a handful of episodes, mostly ones that friends said "OH you have to watch this one!)
Oh good, I needed to laugh today. :)
Batman V Superman
Mar. 23rd, 2016 11:37 amReviews are starting to come out for Batman V Superman and, not surprising anyone, it's is overly serious, no fun, and pretty much typical of what DC has been giving us on the big screen for the past decade.
I'm guessing that this Jimmy Kimmel skit is more enjoyable than the entire film. And I don't even LIKE Jimmy Kimmel!
I'm guessing that this Jimmy Kimmel skit is more enjoyable than the entire film. And I don't even LIKE Jimmy Kimmel!
will it be able to live up to THIS?!
Mar. 17th, 2016 06:13 pmFinally got Bridge of Spies from the library!!! Checking it out to watch this weekend but I'm worried it won't be able to live up to the Jimmy Fallon bit:
DST has thrown off everything, my head has been bothering me for the past two days, sorry for lack of replies/comments!
DST has thrown off everything, my head has been bothering me for the past two days, sorry for lack of replies/comments!
SNL nails it again
Feb. 14th, 2016 11:56 amLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Oh, this country. We are so screwed up, it's hilarious.
top 25 LOL
Feb. 9th, 2016 12:50 pmApparently my entry about friends cuts just made the "top 25 livejournal entries" right now because you all are so chatty!
Seems kind of hilarious that a post about how to cut friends from livejournal is now featured as a popular post!
Seems kind of hilarious that a post about how to cut friends from livejournal is now featured as a popular post!
