yes, they tell me that all the time and I'm sick and TIRED of hearing it!

[orangerful]

Note to strange man at the library - do NOT hit on the librarians. We do not think it's cute or sweet. You're not at the "little old man" stage yet where you can get away with it. You're at the creepy middle aged dude stage where I want to go and puke in the backroom after your comments. They were so original too! "I bet you get tired of people telling you how pretty you are?" "Can I buy you a beer?" "You're nobody's blank check!"

btw, WTF does that last one mean??? I think he might have been a little crazy. I should have told him that if he wanted to ogle younger women all day to get a MySpace account and leave me alone.

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[destertale.livejournal.com]

The "Wonder" is that she doesn't have back problems. lol o_O;

[vertigozooropa.livejournal.com]

Actually, it wouldn't be a problem for her. She has super-strength, you see.

And she probably has boobs of steel.

Think about it: Superman is hard as metal, right? You bump into him, and it's like you walked into a concrete wall. So why would Supergirl or Power Girl have soft, fleshy bits?

I betcha Power Girl uses them like clubs. *THWACK!*

Her biggest fear: a Kryptonite bra-strap.

[orangerful.livejournal.com]

hehe soft fleshy bits...makes me think of Nextwave...

*sings the theme song*

[blu-harvest.livejournal.com]

Speaking of being hard as metal, I have occasionally thought about whether or not Colossus could beat anyone to death with his penis... Why he would want or it would be necessary escapes me. Probably for very good reasons.

and now we talk about super-cocks

[vertigozooropa.livejournal.com]

Or worse, imagine him and Kitty in bed together. If either of their powers activated, it could get awkward.

"AH! Piotr! It's cold! Change back!"

"Katya! Come on! Keep it together, here!"

This brings up other inappropriate questions, like, when Colossus is flaccid, is his wang floppy, or locked in position?

But yeah, it would be pretty embarrassing to get knocked across the head with that thing.

I'm still convinced there's no way Superman and Lois could ever make love, though. They need to address these things in the comics.

Ah! Here it is: Lois always on top, and she gets her thing done, while Clark just waits with his Super-self-control, thinking about baseball.

Betcha Clark played with himself once, and then had to rescue the plane he accidentally shot down. After that, he never tried it again.

Self-control, you see.