I'm visiting Stardew Valley...

[orangerful]

So, this is where I've been spending most of my time the past few days:



That's my new farm, inherited from my late grandfather. I've been learning how to plant crops, cut grass, and mine! OH HOW I LOVE TO MINE! And scavenge. OOH LOOK, A SPICE BERRY!

Seriously though, I'm sorry/not sorry if any of you are friends with me AND thistle_chaser AND teaandfailure because it is pretty much all we have been talking about the past few weeks.

Well, I haven't been talking about it as much, but I've been sending lots of Snapchats of quests that amuse me etc. LOL.

It's funny that I was playing The Witcher before this, a game with so much story and shiny graphics (okay, well, not the one I was playing, but I was trying to work my way through them all to get to Witcher 3) and now I'm having way too much fun with this adorable pixelated farming sim to worry about Geralt.

Fun fact: both games have hoes! AY-OOOOOOOOOH!



Sorry sorry, that was inappropriate.


Though there was a fetch quest in Stardew Valley marked as "FOR GIRLS ONLY" and asked me to find a very large cucumber for personal reasons. LOL! I sent a snap of that to Tim and he was like "Wait, WHAT IS THIS GAME RATED?!?" I pointed out that only *our* dirty minds would interpret it that way, a kind might just think they are making a very fancy salad...or something.

Of course, the Mayor is asking me to find his "shorts" now. I don't know why "shorts" is in quotations, but I can't find them, quotations or not! I'm trying to be good and not cheat and peek at the Wiki but I'm so tempted! I mean, his shorts could be ANYWHERE and he wants me to be discreet so I can't walk up to him and be like "HEY MAYOR WHERE DID YOU LAST SEE YOUR SHORTS?" because that would not be so subtle.

I also totally dropped the ball at the big Spring harvest festival. I didn't realize I was supposed to bring something I grew. I showed up and there was a big pot for stew and the game wouldn't let me run back home. So I just sucked it up and dealt with it, the Governor said our soup was lame, and the Mayor was like "WHY SAMMIE WHY!!!!!!!" and now my farmer chick is just sad.

At least she has her dog. And chicken (that it took me about 10 days to figure out how to feed, oops)

Comments

[doomcookie99.livejournal.com]

Sam, how do you get this game? It looks interesting. :-)

[orangerful.livejournal.com]

You can buy it from lots of places (http://stardewvalley.net/stardew-valley-is-now-available/). :)

[doomcookie99.livejournal.com]

pI am buying a new laptop soon so I might buy a copy.