another reason why working at the library is awesome

someone returned the 'Seinfeld Script Book' with a bit of water/coffee damage. One of the librarians pulled it and took it out of the collection because of this.

guess who went dumpster diving after that?

Seriously, the damage isn't that bad, just looks like they might have spilled a drink near by cuz it's just the back corner. But now it's MINE MINE MINE! I can just flip it open and get classic lines (from season 1-2) of Seinfeld goodness!!!

*flips*

George: She calls me up at my office she says, "We have to talk."
Jerry: The four worst words in the English language.
George: Right after "Whose bra is this?"

Almost Live!

ZOMG! YouTube is my friend. Someone has started posting clips from 'Almost Live'. I used to watch this on Comedy Central religiously, back in the day. It's Billy Nye before he went PBS!

a few of the sketches I've found so far:

High Fivin' White Guys In Canada (my apologies to whitemartyr and vertigozooropa)

The Lame List This was a regular bit on the show and I've been quoting it for awhile, but no one ever knows....so now you will!

Librarians someone posted this to amused_library which is how I found out about 'Almost Live' being on YouTube

The Joy of Painting gets might unsettling by the end. That guy was always sorta creepy anyway.

Green River Dance

It looks like no one has uploaded 'Speedwalker'!!!! If I wasn't so lazy, I'd register on YouTube just to request that one.

Wow, I just spent far too much time watching those clips. Aaaah, the memories...I hope they upload more.