Complete Copyright (tm)?

So, my first textbook arrived today. I borrowed it from the Eastern Shore library system. It's called "Complete Copyright: An Everyday Guide for Librarians".

I'm already chuckling at the chapter titles, is anyone else amused by these?

Maggie Discovers Copyright [she's at that experimental age]
Professor Kahn Exercises Fair Use [oh does he? Tell me more about how he exercises it...]
Veronda Donates Books and Videos to the Local Library [yeah, don't do that, please for the love of GOD I DO NOT WANT YOUR OLD VIDEOS!]
Ben's Interlibrary Loan Request is Denied [THE HORROR!!!!]
Lena Posts a Website with Hyperlinks [that slut!]
Charles Seeks Permission From a Copyright Holder [thats my mom's job actually...]
Walter Clicks "Yes" to an Online License Agreement [Oh Walter! You crazy kook! What have you gotten yourself into!]
Lola Lola is an Advocate for Balanced Copyright Law [I bet she is...nudge nudge wink wink say no more]

The best part is each chapter has a little fold out page that goes on to give the story behind each of these titles. Maggie actually has a DREAM about the creation of the copyright.

Classes start on Monday (which translates into that I can actually log into the Blackboard site and SEE the message boards). I'm excited. I hope I'm not overwhelmed with work and such. October is going to be insane!!!