red light green light!

[orangerful]

so, it turns out my new iPod Nano has a secret function no one ever told me about...

If you plug the Nano into your car, and pick and album and start driving home, then realize that the album won't be long enough to get you home, or that you, in fact, had no desire to hear track 4-7 of this album, then as soon as you realize that every light on your route home will turn GREEN.

Or the light will be red when you arrive, just long enough to grab the iPod and get it into the menu screen. Then the light will immediately change to green, and you will panic and fumble and hit the play button, and the opening chords to Three Doors Down's song 'Kryptonite' will start playing (How'd that get in there? Honestly it's not mine!) and then you will get the 'green light curse' and be forced to listen to your iPod in alphabetical order.

4 times this has happened to me. 4 TIMES! I think iPods communicate telepathically with traffic lights. Steve Jobs doesn't want to tell you about it, but he's in cahoots with the Motor Vehicle Association....

Comments

[vertigozooropa.livejournal.com]

No, believe me, if Steve Jobs had done that, he'd be all too eager to tell you.

I am SO buying one of these phones.

[whitemartyr.livejournal.com]

Heeheehee... didn't you know iPod's were sensient (i think i spelled that wrong) beings? :p