I'm a slayer, ask me how.

This meme is driving me crazy if only because every quote sounds so familiar and I can see the scene in my mind but I can't remember the title.

So, naturally, I decided I would participate to get my revenge!!! :P

sidenote: does anyone else have a notebook on their desk where they write down favorite quotes?

Instructions:
1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search or other search functions.
6. GUESS AWAY! ♥

1. A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true.

2. There's nothing more exhilarating then pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?

3. Hey lady, it's against the rules to throw other people's heads!

4. When a man lies, he murders some part of the world.

5. They don't know what it is to be a fan, y'know? To truly love some silly piece of music or some band so much that it hurts.

6. We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are.

7. Charlie, you wanna insult me, fine, but you can't envy me at the same time.

8. Mr. Fennyman, allow me to explain about the theatre business. The natural condition is one of insurmountable obstacles on the road to imminent disaster.

9. You have wings? I don't have wings!

10. Never run from anything immortal; it only attracts their attention.

11. Po-tay-toes! Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew. Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish.Even you couldn't say no to that.

12. Listen, you're Kylie. You're an unbelievably nice guy. Your job is really, just to... be available, I think. I don't know your Latin name. I doubt they even had opossums in Ancient Rome.

13. It's only an island if you look at it from the water.

14. Everyone's lost but me.

15. I got your promise. Not a scratch.

For all my book quote nerd out there, check out this amazing site someone made:

Literary Clock

It has a book quote for EVERY MINUTE OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!

I've had the tab open for the last hour and I keep checking it and it's like OOOH NEW QUOTE!

I feel like we should stop calling feminists ‘feminists’ and just start calling people who aren’t feminists 'sexist,’ and then everyone else is just a human.

— Maisie Williams on Arya Stark as a feminist

(I'm sure this has been said before, by many many people but still...I like it)

I didn't watch The Academy Awards this year. Actually, I haven't watched in awhile because I don't have a antenna on my TV so I don't get any network channels.

But I did Google Chris Rock's opening monologue this morning because I was curious about what he had to say. This is the quote that stood out for me:

Hey, if you want black nominees every year, you need to just have black categories. That’s what you need. You need to have black categories.

You already do it with men and women. Think about it: There’s no real reason for there to be a man and a woman category in acting.

C’mon. There’s no reason. It’s not track and field.

You don’t have to separate ‘em. You know, Robert De Niro’s never said, “I better slow this acting down, so Meryl Streep can catch up.”

No, not at all, man. If you want black people every year at the Oscars, just have black categories like Best Black Friend.

"Freedom of expression truly exists only when a society's most repugnant nitwits are allowed to spew their nonsense in public."
--- Sarah Vowell, Lafayette in the somewhat United States